I came across a thread on Two Plus Two, and I’ve extrapolated the more embarrassing stories,
I once pumped my fists and screamed ''BULLDOZER'' after making a horrible suck-out on the river.
I peed my pants
Was loudly flatulent after I said 'all in' and stood up. I'm talkin' vuvuzela loud, and right when there was one of those weird lulls in sound that sometimes happens. I swear, people 10 tables in every direction were laughing. Fortunately it was all bark and no bite.
Had been eating lots of fast food from Monday to Sunday one week as a bet. My internal organs were basically trying to kill themselves at the end of it. Anyway, there was a local tournament game on in a pub in the town where I go to Uni. That particular night I had been "releasing" quiet but incredibly potent noxious gases.
During registration I felt a twinge so I walked towards a group of people and let it out. Less than a minute later the TD jumps up and says, "If I find out whoever did that they're not playing tonight!"
I walked past a couple of tables to get to the bar; one after the other they all smelt the trail of destruction with one guy chiming in: "That smells like something has crawled up your a** and died."
I pooped my pants while 8 tabling
One of my first times in a casino I bought in for $200 for a 1/2 NL game but accidentally sat at the 10/20 NL game.
I was so embarrassed that I played the game anyways with 10 big blinds and doubled up three times to about $1600. Probably a brag in the end but for the first few minutes at that table it was incredibly embarrassing.
I have puked on a dealer when being completely drunk, i got permantly banned from the casino
At local casino (small place, only 6 poker tables), me and about 8 mates show up around 4am absolutely steaming after a night out, get a cash table started. After about half an hour I spill a full pint of coke over the table, pick up the glass and try to carry on like nothing happened.
Accidentally flipped one of my cards up in the middle of a hand.
Strip poker in the woods/natural reserve. I had no idea it had that many visitors.
Was drinking a bit at the Hard Rock, went all-in and lost with some stupid hand, went to my car, was leaving the parking garage when I convinced myself some****inghow that I still had chips that I accidently left on the table. I U-turned down the road, went back to the garage, wobble-walked all the way back into the poker room and to my table and asked where my chips were. "You lost them all!" a couple people said in so many words. I said "Oh." and walked away while a bunch of them laughed at me. Sigh.